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Klingon Fairy Tales

Here’s an awesome list of titles for Klingon Fairy Tales. Some of my favorites:

  • “There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It”
  • “The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates”
  • “Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious”

Additions I’d make:

  • “Brer Fox Finally Gets Brer Rabbit by Blasting the Entire Briar Patch Off the Face of the Planet”
  • “Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill in Order to Destroy Their Enemies from the Strategic Superiority of High Ground”
  • “The Little Battle Cruiser That Could”
  • “The Boy Who Brought Dishonor to His Family by Calling for Help Instead of Killing the Wolf with His Bare Hands”

What would your favorite be?

About Dougal Campbell

Dougal is a web developer, and a "Developer Emeritus" for the WordPress platform. When he's not coding PHP, Perl, CSS, JavaScript, or whatnot, he spends time with his wife, three children, a dog, and a cat in their Atlanta area home.
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    Humpty Dumpty got blasted by a disruptor for insulting my honor!

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    Funny Stuff….how about “Grimms Brothers honored at banquet for promoting Klingon way of life through stories involving betrayal and honor achieved with revenge”.

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