Dougal Campbell's geek ramblings

Here’s an awesome list of titles for Klingon Fairy Tales. Some of my favorites:

• “There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It”
• “The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates”
• “Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious”

Additions I’d make:

• “Brer Fox Finally Gets Brer Rabbit by Blasting the Entire Briar Patch Off the Face of the Planet”
• “Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill in Order to Destroy Their Enemies from the Strategic Superiority of High Ground”
• “The Little Battle Cruiser That Could”
• “The Boy Who Brought Dishonor to His Family by Calling for Help Instead of Killing the Wolf with His Bare Hands”

What would your favorite be?