Here’s an awesome list of titles for Klingon Fairy Tales. Some of my favorites:
- “There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe With a Big Spike on It”
- “The Hare Foolishly Lowers His Guard and Is Devastated by the Tortoise, Whose Prowess in Battle Attracts Many Desirable Mates”
- “Mary Had a Little Lamb. It Was Delicious”
Additions I’d make:
- “Brer Fox Finally Gets Brer Rabbit by Blasting the Entire Briar Patch Off the Face of the Planet”
- “Jack and Jill Went Up the Hill in Order to Destroy Their Enemies from the Strategic Superiority of High Ground”
- “The Little Battle Cruiser That Could”
- “The Boy Who Brought Dishonor to His Family by Calling for Help Instead of Killing the Wolf with His Bare Hands”
What would your favorite be?
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Humpty Dumpty got blasted by a disruptor for insulting my honor!
Funny Stuff….how about “Grimms Brothers honored at banquet for promoting Klingon way of life through stories involving betrayal and honor achieved with revenge”.
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Klingon Fairy Tales
Trek Humour. What better time to post some, then the first day of the Sci-Fi Convention here in Toronto.
Here’s a list of Klingon Fairy Tales.
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