Dougal Campbell's geek ramblings

Suosuon und I hefe-a bee-a duing sume-a fuornituore-a shupping here-a und zeere-a, luokeeng fur sume-a nuo dressers fur ouour bedruom, und a nuo cuouch fur ouour femeely ruom. Ve-a hed luoked it a cuouple-a ouff deefferent pleces, luokeeng fur sume-a guod deels, und trying tu deceede-a iff ve-a meeght vuont tu get sume-a “neked” dressers und du zee-a steen und feenish ouourselfes. Ve-a fuound sume-a guod prices lest veek it a sture-a zeet ves guing ouout ouff buosiness, buot ve-a vuonted tu check ouout a cuouple-a mure-a pleces zees veekend. Bork Bork Bork!

Feurly recently, un Ikea sture-a oupened in Itluonta. I deedn’t knuo muoch ibuout zeem, ixcept zeet zeey vere-a suoppused tu hefe-a sume-a fuornituore-a vit muduoler designs, und zeet geeks ill oufer zee-a net vere-a ga-ga oufer zeem. Ve-a checked sume-a zeengs ouout oun zeeur vebsite-a, und hed sume-a prublems nefigeting, buot ve-a vere-a intriguoed inuough tu drife-a duontuon tu check zeem ouout oun Setuordey. Bork Bork Bork!

Vuo. Ve-a’re-a suld. LEEterelly, since-a ve-a buought tvu red leezeer cuouches oun Suondey. Und ve-a pluon tu gu beck tu buoy sume-a dressers fur ouour bedruom, buokshelfes und DFD recks fur ouour femeely ruom, und a lufft bed fur Mery. Bork Bork Bork!

Sume-a oubserfetiuns ibuout zee-a Ikea sture-a:

• Huly cuo, zees plece-a is huoge! Tvu lefels, iech zee-a size-a ouff a fuotbell feeld. Pluos tvu lefels ouff perkeeng deck und un idjecent ououtduor perkeeng lut. Und oun tup ouff zeet, zeere-a’s a restuoruont inside-a zee-a sture-a. Bork Bork Bork!
• Zeey’fe-a gut sume-a pretty nice-a stuoff. Zeere-a ire-a a feriety ouff styles, und sume-a ouff zee-a indeefiduoel items ire-a ifeeleble-a in deefferent febrics und culurs. Bork Bork Bork!
• Zeeur muduoler items ire-a cuoler thuon I ixpected. Fur instuonce-a zee-a “BEElly” sturege-a system hes bese-a units in feriuous sizes, vheech cuon be-a cumbeened intu a lerger unit. Yuou cuon ouptiunelly idd cebeenet duors our leeghting, puorchese-a iddeetiunel shelfes, itc. Zeere-a vere-a ilsu a cuouple-a ouff suffes zeet cuon be-a muduolerized. Yuou cuon get a suffa und lufeseet, zee-a leter yuou cuould buoy a curner unit und ittech zeem tugezeer intu a single-a curner-suffa. Bork Bork Bork!
• But oun Setuordey und Suondey, zee-a plece-a ves pecked vit cuostumers. Bork Bork Bork!
• Neezeer zee-a vebsite-a nur zeeur printed cetelug shuoed us ill ouff zee-a pruduocts ifeeleble-a in zee-a sture-a. I cuon’t lucete-a sume-a ouff zee-a items ve-a leeked zee-a must oun zeeur vebsite-a. Bork Bork Bork!
• Zee-a prices ire-a guod. Reelly guod. Ve-a’re-a guing tu be-a ible-a tu get ill ouff zee-a fuornituore-a zeet I mentiuned prefiuously fur zee-a imuount zeet ve-a hed ourigeenelly buodgeted juost fur nuo suffes. Bork Bork Bork!

Iff yuou hefee-a’t checked zeem ouout yet, yuou shuould. Ifee-a iff yuou iree-a’t in zee-a merket fur uny fuornituore-a our ouzeer huousehuld items, yuou cuould get sume-a Svedeesh meetbells it zee-a restuoruont 😉