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If you are going to share the road with me, here are some rules that I expect you to know:

1. Don’t tailgate me.

   If you tailgate me, I’ll slow down. Unless you try to pass me, in which case, I might speed up. And if we’re in a no-passing zone, I’ll slow down more. Just. To. Piss. You. Off.

2. Use your signals.

   It’s a shame that you spent $35K on that Mercedes and the signals don’t even work. You should take it back for a refund. If you are about to make a turn or switch lanes, use your freaking turn signal. That’s what they’re for: to warn the other drivers on the road that you’re about to do something stupid. that they should pay attention to.

3. Don’t use your signals.

   If the car in front of you is about to turn, don’t use your signals to warn the cars behind you. [...]