Piratify Your Blog!

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There’s only one week left until Talk Like a Pirate Day! If you haven’t already downloaded my Text Filter Suite, which contains the awesome tfs-pirate filter, then you’d better hop to it! What’s that? You want to know what it does? It turns your blog into pirate-speak on Talk Like a Pirate Day! Well, it does some other stuff, too, but we’re mostly concerned with the piratey bits here.

For example, if you typed this:

I was driving to my girlfriend’s house the other day, and some guy cut me off and almost ran my car off the road! I hate when people do stupid things like that. Don’t you?

Then it might come out something like this:

I were sailin’ t’ me girlfriend’s house th’ other day, and some lubber cut me off and almost ran me boat off th’ sea, avast! I hate when scallywags do daft thin’s like that. Don’t ye, and a bucket o’ chum?

Doesn’t that make you wish that every day was Talk Like a Pirate Day?

Stumble It!

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  2. [...] That’s right. The day where blog posts barely make any sense. If you are looking to join in on the fun, try out Dougal Campbell’s Text Filter Suite which includes a pirate filter. [...]

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  5. [...] That’s right. The day where blog posts barely make any sense. If you are looking to join in on the fun, try out Dougal Campbell’s Text Filter Suite which includes a pirate filter. [...]

  6. [...] Welcome, maties, t’ th’ 11th annual Talk Like a Pirate Day! Yarr! And hoist the mainsail! Thanks t’ Dougal Campbell fer th’ Pirate filter. Don’t worry land lubbers. Tomorrow everythin’ will be back as normal. Share and Enjoy:These icons link t’ social bookmarkin’ sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. [...]

  7. [...] If ye’re usin’ WordPress and haven’t already, I highly recommend ye download and install TFS filter suite which includes TFS Pirate filter. Oho! It’s a great way t’ pirate-ify yer blog, ye scurvey dog! Filed under Blogging.  | Tags: Pirate talk TFS. var blogTool = “WordPress”; var blogURL = “http://openswitch.org”; var blogTitle = “Open Switch”; var postURL = “http://openswitch.org/2006/09/19/yarrrrrrr-by-blackbeards-sword/”; var postTitle = “Yarrrrrrr! By Blackbeard’s sword!”; var commentAuthorFieldName = “author”; var commentAuthorLoggedIn = false; var commentFormID = “commentform”; var commentTextFieldName = “comment”; var commentButtonName = “submit”; [...]

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  10. [...] Since Talk Like A Pirate Day is on Tuesday, why not install a Wordpress plugin that will convert ordinary language to pirate-speak? [...]

  11. [...] Talk Like A Pirate Day is once again almost upon us. To Celebrate this lubber has created this which is what I used t’ write this post. It’s a nifty little plugin t’ celebrate a kick arse day o’ fun, and a bottle of rum! Oho! Last year I decided I would fake it t’ get off o’ school, to be sure. Then at 10:00am I realised what day it were bein’ and fealt complete sorrow. Ye’ll be sleepin’ with the fishes! I missed a day t’ make a complete arse o’ meself, it’s not goin’ t’ happen again this year, I am goin’ t’ yes me way into detention or somethin’ else interestin’ like that. [...]

  12. milo says:

    Ay, let’s do this joint…

  13. Thanos says:

    It’s not enough to just talk like a pirate — “arrrr matey, let’s jump inna barrel we’ll do ‘er ‘urricane style” and all that. If you are really living the moment right you will also practice your Pirate Face at multiple times during the day. http://noblesseoblige.org/wordpress/?p=226

  14. Eoin Dubsky says:

    Did you know that Greenpeace’s global oceans campaign website — Defending Our Oceans — is available in Pirate Speak (take a look: http://oceans.greenpeace.org/ ).

  15. [...] For some odd reason I think of Frank when I think of Talk Like a Pirate Day.  I don’t think about Talk Like a Pirate Day often or anything, but there was a post that popped up on my WordPress main page that advertised a plugin to convert posts and comments to Pirate-Speak for the day.  Oh how tempted I am. [...]

  16. [...] Dougal Campbell vorbeste despre Talk Like a Pirate Day si cum sa-ti modifici blogul sa fie in tema cu ziua de 19 septembrie. [...]

  17. Mark says:

    Dougal: Sweet! Thanks for the nifty plugin.

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  19. Swollen Pickles says:

    I want a plugin that piratifies all the emails I get from my boss!

  20. James says:

    I’ve entered “comment_filter” in the Key field and “pirate” in the Value field… the TFS Pirate and TFS Core plugins so I know they’re activated.

    I’m on WP 2.0.4

  21. James says:

    I’m missing something… what EXACTLY do I have to enter into the custom field box to piratify my post or the comments?

  22. Dougal says:

    Mark: yes. It will automatically convert all posts and comments to pirate speak on TLAPD. But you can control it on individual posts (and/or comments on a post), as well.

  23. Mark says:

    Just to be clear, the TFS Pirate filter will automagically piratify one’s blog on TLAPD? E.g. I don’t have to write a post, use special tags or anything?

  24. Chewxy says:

    Adam, IINM, Dougal’s TFS does filter comments as well. Last year I had visitors talking like a pirate too, and it’s the Filter that’s hooking it I think.

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  26. adam says:

    well, okay, akismet is close.

    if i could get TFS to pirate-ify my spam, though, i wouldn’t mind having spam.

  27. adam says:

    TFS is my favorite plugin, hands down.

  28. Dougal says:

    Oh yeah, like you’re one to talk about what one does with free time. ;)

  29. Stephen Touset says:

    Dougal, your existence continues to sadden me. Don’t make me tell Chuck what you spend your free time on!

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