Dougal Campbell's geek ramblings

So, Mr. Hulk, I hear you recently got a new job. What did you do when you got your first paycheck?

HULK CASH!

Uh huh. And what does someone like yourself do to stay in shape? Do you go to the gym, play sports, do a lot of swimming?

HULK SPLASH!

We heard that back when you were in college, you got into a little bit of trouble at one of the football games. What can you tell us about that?

HULK FLASH!

Ah, well. Um. I’m glad we missed that game… Anyhow, back to that new job of yours. You’re working with computers, right? How are you liking Windows XP?

HULK CRASH!

I hear that. So, you’re a unix geek then? Which shell do you prefer?

HULK BASH!

I’m a tcsh man, myself. Well, thank you for your time.

PUNY HUMAN!