Dougal Campbell's geek ramblings

I just became the mayor of Kroger – Holly Springs on @foursquare! http://bit.ly/Msequ [#]

@joeygibson And yet, you watch. Why? [#]

@jhaynie Dwarf House? If so, get the Hot Brown. It’s delicous. And different. [#]

@JohnCain You shouldn’t talk about @lissaraye and @julieblaine like that! (*ducks*) [#]

r @krispy_kreme Synchronicity! Somebody *did* bring a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts to our office today. And there *is* happiness and joy! Mmmm. [#]

RT @wordcampbham: Hey WordCampers, today’s the last day to take advantage of the $30 Early Bird registration! http://bit.ly/18gku4 [#]

When you need to fit a square peg into a round hole, sometimes you just have to do a little whittling. #crypticwisdom [#]

@shiflett Huh. Well, that’s one misconception corrected. Never seen ‘+’ as ‘space’ except in querystring params before. #themoreyouknow [#]

Inside every fat person is a thin person who is warmer than you in the wintertime. #fat [#]

Inside every fat person is a thin person who floats better than you in water. #fat [#]

r @cwilso You misinterpret: The thin person is *inside* the fat, thus the better buoyancy. And as I recall, you’re not fat, you’re ripped. [#]

r @cwilso Or as @alyankovic would say: “You ain’t fat. You ain’t nothin’. You ain’t NOTHIN’!” [#]

Inside every thin person is a fat person who is being squished. #fat [#]

Inside every thin person is a fat person who just has a better metabolism than you. #fat [#]

r @michaelnolan I’m secretly in league with the Computer Monitor and Keyboard Repair Unions. [#]