Dougal Campbell's geek ramblings

WordPress, web development, and world domination.

A Ruont

Once-a upun a time-a, beffure-a zee-a Fecebuoks und Tvitters und Reddeets und MySpeces, zeere-a ves Usenet. Und oun Usenet, flemeeng und trulleeng ves un irt furm. It vesn’t juost a buonch ouff ungry, shuckeeng, munkeys oun keybuerds. Trulls vere-a suobtle-a. Flemes vere-a iluquoent und suorgeecelly preceese-a. Bork Bork Bork!

Zee-a in zee-a ierly 90s, zeey oupened zee-a internet up tu zee-a generel puobleec, und it beceme-a Imeteuor Huour. Nuocumers, vit nu knuoledge-a ouff zee-a ixisting cuoltuore-a, nur zee-a petience-a tu oubserfe-a und ibsurb it, sev zeese-a vritings und meestuok zeem fur Righteuous Unger. Und zeey gut it intu zeeur heeds zeet zee-a Vey Ouff Zee-a Net ves tu spuout ouff vhetefer ideeutic thuought zeet crussed yuour meend, becuose-a zeet persun vill nefer be-a ible-a tu get beck it me-a und Free-a Speech, Muorica! Bork Bork Bork!

Paul Ford: What is Code? | Bloomberg

Puol Furd leys ouout a thuoughtffuol irticle-a/interectife-a ixperience-a trying tu ixpleen tu zee-a leypersun, “vhet is cude-a?”. It ilsu delfes a leettle-a intu muonegement ouff sufftvere-a defelupment fia a feectiunel (I hupe-a) pruject. It’s lung, buot I incuourege-a fulks tu set iside-a sume-a time-a und gu thruough it, vhezeer our nut yuou knuo unyzeeng ibuout cumpuoter prugremmeeng. It’s fuon! Bork Bork Bork!

Puol Furd: Vhet is Cude-a? | Bluomberg

Bourbon Neat

“Neet is a semuontic grid fremuourk buoilt oun tup ouff Sess und Buourbun. It is simple-a inuough tu get yuou up und ruonning in meenuotes, und puoerffuol inuough tu huondle-a uny respunsife-a leyuout yuou cuon dreem ouff.”

Buourbun Neet