I don’t know why this morning is different from any other, but the coffee I drank on the way to work this morning has grown claws and long, sharp fangs, and is slowly but surely chewing its way out of my stomach. Ugh. I think I’d better throw a honeybun or a bearclaw down there. Maybe it will act as a buffer…
Carnivorous coffee
Oct202003
Ouchie. Get some pizza in there quick!
As it turned out, it wasn’t the coffee that was bugging me. My stomach was hurting all day long on that Monday, and all of the next day. I had decided that if it was still hurting on the next day, I’d go to the doctor. Fortunately, the pain subsided. It must have been some sort of odd stomach bug.