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That’s a bad thing?

There’s no telling how this post is going to affect my Google ads or my status in certain website blocking systems, but here we go…

We’ve all seen television commercials for Viagra, Cialis and other “male performance enhancement” medications. And depending on your particular sensitivities, you might be embarassed, amused, or intrigued by these things. I probably fall in the middle group. What I love about these advertisements are the legal disclaimers.

“Certain sexual side-effects may occur.”

What, exactly, do they mean by a “sexual side-effect”? I mean, is that a bad thing? Be more specific, please. If the “sexual side-effect” is that it allows men to have multiple orgasms, then sign me up!

“If an erection lasts more than four hours, consult your doctor immediately.”

Heck, if the erection lasts more than four hours, you’re probably too busy with your wife to worry about calling your doctor. Again, they say this like it’s a bad thing, and I just don’t get that.

About Dougal Campbell

Dougal is a web developer, and a "Developer Emeritus" for the WordPress platform. When he's not coding PHP, Perl, CSS, JavaScript, or whatnot, he spends time with his wife, three children, a dog, and a cat in their Atlanta area home.
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