A modern day fairy tale, part 2

For some reason, our daughter doesn’t like it when I make up new versions of her favorite stories.

… Around that time, the three bears returned from their walk to eat their breakfast. When they went inside their house, Papa Bear immediately noticed something wrong.

“Somebody’s been DDoSing my server,” he said.

Mama Bear checked her server. “Somebody’s been defacing my corporate website!”

Baby Bear checked his server, too. “Somebody’s been spamming my blog!”

The three bears decided to set up a packet sniffer to see if the Somebody was still there…

Well, I thought it was a pretty gripping tale.

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A modern day fairy tale, part 2

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2 Comments

  1. Somebaudy somebaudy.com
    Posted April 8, 2005 at 6:37 pm | Permalink

    I plead not guilty your honour.

  2. adri popagandhi.com
    Posted April 9, 2005 at 2:18 am | Permalink

    Now I wish I had fairy tales like these when I was growing up!

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