13) Donâ€™t ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and maâ€™am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or theyâ€™ll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.
If you are not a native Southerner, and plan to visit our lovely lands, you might want to read all 15 tips in order to avoid any potential ass-kickings.